It is hard to make light of a crime story where a jealous wife burns her husband’s penis because he hugged another woman but I will try.
Rajini Narayan, the jealous wife in question, reportedly told her neighbors in Australia that she was a jealous wife and could not accept her husband having an affair with another woman. “I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else,” the 44-year-old woman was quoted as saying.
I suspect she did not realize while burning his penis that he was attached at the other end, Normally, men come as a packaged deal, including a penis. Stand alone penises have a different name which I do not want to use on this family blog.
Not to be facetious about this tragedy, I must report that the husband Satish died in the fire. Rajini is in police custody facing murder charges.
I am left with a question. How did Rajini propose to retain her husband’s penis even while dousing it with methylated spirit and setting it afire?